A music project by Graham Watson, who is requesting $40
This one's simple. I perform at weddings where I play classic cover songs on an acoustic guitar, but I use a circular saw instead of a guitar pick and occasionally switch to a hacksaw, drawn across the strings like a violin bow. Few understand, much less appreciate, my avant-garde "Lowe's-core" style. Anyway, I predictably go through a LOT of guitar strings, and I'm having trouble affording to replace them.
A performance project by Graham Watson, who is requesting up to $570
I am a world-class cat trainer, but my entire cat circus has gone missing following a recent visit from the character ALF from the 80s sitcom of the same name. Yes, ALF is real and occasionally stops by my house to borrow power tools.
Once I have a thriving colony of cats once again, I can reassemble my famous cat circus and chase fame and fortune.
A literature project by Graham Watson, who is requesting $300
I've written a celebrity scratch-n-sniff book, featuring 100 celebrities from the modern age back to the golden age of Hollywood and recreations, approximations, and speculations about their actual scents.
A performance project by Graham Watson, who is requesting up to $200
My sorrow is boundless and can only be alleviated by producing a dramatic confession of the time I accidentally sneezed into Tom Hanks's open mouth while riddled with the novel coronavirus at a diner in Oakland, California in the spring of 2020.
A music project by Graham Watson, who is requesting up to $400
I'm trying to sell my talents as an expert writer of rap similes, like "yo, I spit game like I just ate checkers" and "I get busy like a post-church Cracker Barrel". I intend to record an entire album of me just reciting out-of-context original rap similes to a beat, then listing off the price for licensing each one. Like "check it, my rhymes are colorful, nutritious, and appealing like an orange... that's only ten dollars because you're probably going to have a hard time rhyming anything with orange".
